No Monsters in Me Gary Golf stops all the clocks, With night nurse slippers and socks, He tries to keep his thoughts clean, By washing with Listerine, A little peck on the cheek, In dazzed pyjamas and sheets, I want to read my Dick Francis, Dirty fraulines and nasty Nazis, Chorus There are no monsters in me, There are no monsters in me, Car alarms letting of steam, Gary hears them in his dreams, Panic outside is seeping in, Just easy listening to him, Turns in his sleep and smile to himself, There are no monsters in me, ĎCause Garyís out on the green, No growing pains for him, Gary Golf ball eyes is not in, Chorus There are no monsters in me, There are no monsters in me. I Love Her (CD released by the Blur fan club) I look at her, Just to see, Is there anything in there, For me, If you look at her, Do you see, Is there anything in there, For me, I love her, I love love her, She donít care if I live or die, That is why, I love her, So donít talk to me, Donít talk to me, Thereís so little I can say, When I feel this way, So donít talk to me, Donít talk to me, Thereís so little I can say, When I feel this way. Swallows in the Heatwave I want to contribute to natural selection, Buy myself a razor, Watch Swallows in the heatwave, Meet the rebel leaders, Theyíre coming Ďcause they need us, I donít have a history for religion, Going out to get one, Get into my Volvo, Drive into the mountains, Watch Swallows in the heatwave. Dancehall There are ghosts in here, An easy laze, They dance all night, With a vacant glaze, They stand in rows and buy alcohol, Weíre haviní fun at the dance hall, Iíve got my pills and Iíve got my toys, Like pin-up girls and pin-up boys, My lips are frozen to another can, I could kill him but I just kiss his hand. All Your Life Got a new shirt on and wash my face in beer, Fall through the crowd and disappear, In teenage magazines and shopping malls, Walk through the wildlife for miles and miles, Hold my breath and count to a hundred and ten, Go back up the hill and start again, Watch the spiders on my bedroom ceiling, Theyíve got big plans so theyíre not breeding, Feel the fizzle of tomorrow today, Could get up but it wonít go away, Do nothing to impress my friends, Just rub my eyes for hours on end, Oh England my love youíve made me look a fool, Chorus I need someone to tell me everything will be alright, Need someone to hold me when the day turns to night, I need someone who loves me more than you do, Oh please say thatís not true, You and me a 90ís double bill, Surrogate heroes on TV and films, Iíve never met anyone like you, Never done the things you like to do, On a way to heaven in a company car, The new stars of melancholia, Thereís nothing to get angry about, Weíre too hungover to even shout, Oh England my love you tattooed your past over me, And days will be like this all your life, And days will be like this all your life, And people will always miss all your life, And people will always miss all your life, And days will be like this, And days will be like this. Woodpigeon Song Disingenuous intake, Every body makes mistakes, Sometimes, Woodpigeon, In strip light, Does it every night, Itís a feeling thatís around, Itís a feeling thatís around, Woodpigeon, In strip light, Does it every night. Polished Stone Now I fall to the ground, I canít get up never mind, Youíll pull me up by my bones, And say Iím sand to polished stones, Todayís gone and it wonít be long before we fall asleep, And forget what weíve done, Wonít get up Ďcause the day is f**ked, Weíre alone, Now bite your tongue, And when the alcoholís done, I wonít feel a thing, So you donít carry on, Todayís gone and it wonít be long before we fall asleep, And forget what weíve done, Wonít get up today Ďcause the day is f**ked, Weíre alone, Itís love Itís love Itís love The Man Who Left Himself All good people, Your time will come, Work forever, And still not be done, Close your tired eyes, No one knows youíve gone, Itís not forever, But today youíve come, The man who left himself, Donít belong here, Your heart beats too fast, Feel the miss-beat, It stops and it starts, Donít be frightened, These things never last, Maybe tomorrow, Your time will have past, Itís the man who left himself, The man who left himself. 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