No Monsters in Me
Gary Golf stops all the clocks,
With night nurse slippers and socks,
He tries to keep his thoughts clean,
By washing with Listerine,
A little peck on the cheek,
In dazzed pyjamas and sheets,
I want to read my Dick Francis,
Dirty fraulines and nasty Nazis,

Chorus
There are no monsters in me,
There are no monsters in me,
Car alarms letting of steam,
Gary hears them in his dreams,
Panic outside is seeping in,
Just easy listening to him,
Turns in his sleep and smile to himself,
There are no monsters in me,
‘Cause Gary’s out on the green,
No growing pains for him,
Gary Golf ball eyes is not in,

Chorus
There are no monsters in me,
There are no monsters in me.

I Love Her (CD released by the Blur fan club)
I look at her,
Just to see,
Is there anything in there,
For me,

If you look at her,
Do you see,
Is there anything in there,
For me,

I love her,
I love love her,
She don’t care if I live or die,
That is why,
I love her,

So don’t talk to me,
Don’t talk to me,
There’s so little I can say,
When I feel this way,

So don’t talk to me,
Don’t talk to me,
There’s so little I can say,
When I feel this way.

Swallows in the Heatwave
I want to contribute to natural selection,
Buy myself a razor,
Watch Swallows in the heatwave,
Meet the rebel leaders,
They’re coming ‘cause they need us,

I don’t have a history for religion,
Going out to get one,
Get into my Volvo,
Drive into the mountains,
Watch Swallows in the heatwave.

Dancehall
There are ghosts in here,
An easy laze,
They dance all night,
With a vacant glaze,
They stand in rows and buy alcohol,
We’re havin’ fun at the dance hall,

I’ve got my pills and I’ve got my toys,
Like pin-up girls and pin-up boys,
My lips are frozen to another can,
I could kill him but I just kiss his hand.

All Your Life
Got a new shirt on and wash my face in beer,
Fall through the crowd and disappear,
In teenage magazines and shopping malls,
Walk through the wildlife for miles and miles,
Hold my breath and count to a hundred and ten,
Go back up the hill and start again,

Watch the spiders on my bedroom ceiling,
They’ve got big plans so they’re not breeding,
Feel the fizzle of tomorrow today,
Could get up but it won’t go away,
Do nothing to impress my friends,
Just rub my eyes for hours on end,
Oh England my love you’ve made me look a fool,

Chorus
I need someone to tell me everything will be alright,
Need someone to hold me when the day turns to night,
I need someone who loves me more than you do,
Oh please say that’s not true,
You and me a 90’s double bill,
Surrogate heroes on TV and films,

I’ve never met anyone like you,
Never done the things you like to do,
On a way to heaven in a company car,
The new stars of melancholia,
There’s nothing to get angry about,
We’re too hungover to even shout,
Oh England my love you tattooed your past over me,

And days will be like this all your life,
And days will be like this all your life,
And people will always miss all your life,
And people will always miss all your life,
And days will be like this,
And days will be like this.

Woodpigeon Song
Disingenuous intake,
Every body makes mistakes,
Sometimes,
Woodpigeon,
In strip light,
Does it every night,

It’s a feeling that’s around,
It’s a feeling that’s around,
Woodpigeon,
In strip light,
Does it every night.

Polished Stone
Now I fall to the ground,
I can’t get up never mind,
You’ll pull me up by my bones,
And say I’m sand to polished stones,

Today’s gone and it won’t be long before we fall asleep,
And forget what we’ve done,
Won’t get up ‘cause the day is f**ked,
We’re alone,

Now bite your tongue,
And when the alcohol’s done,
I won’t feel a thing,
So you don’t carry on,

Today’s gone and it won’t be long before we fall asleep,
And forget what we’ve done,
Won’t get up today ‘cause the day is f**ked,
We’re alone,

It’s love
It’s love
It’s love


The Man Who Left Himself
All good people,
Your time will come,
Work forever,
And still not be done,
Close your tired eyes,
No one knows you’ve gone,
It’s not forever,
But today you’ve come,

The man who left himself,
Don’t belong here,
Your heart beats too fast,
Feel the miss-beat,
It stops and it starts,
Don’t be frightened,
These things never last,
Maybe tomorrow,
Your time will have past,

It’s the man who left himself,
The man who left himself.

Ultranol
For coughs and colds and scabby holes,
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles,
For funny turns and Chinese burns,
For aching heads we’re most concerned,
For staying lively and getting it nightly,
This we guarantee,

That Ultranol is the new remedy,
Before you go to bed take two or three,
When you wake up you will feel better,

For aches and pains and jellied brains,
Help you sleep and smile again,
Now you’re aimless, blameless, almost nameless,
You get much more although you pay less,
Revitalise your sexual drive,
In fact be born again,

Yes Ultranol will put you on the map,
Take four or five then  have a little nap,
When you wake up you’ll feel better,

For your caught and scabby holes,
Keeping you young although you’re feeling old,
If you’re not protected you’re gonna get it,
So suck ‘em and see, you won’t regret it,

Suck ‘em and see.


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